Here are a few indicators of Hospital Cabin Fever.
The gift shop has become your source for accessorizing.
"By adding this $12 scarf to my ensemble, my T shirt and yoga pants become a BRAND NEW OUTFIT!"
You've started collecting memorabilia for the hospital's own scrapbook page.
|Too bad they don't have their own line of stickers.|
You wear battle wounds as badges of honor.
|With bruises like these, who needs tattoos?|
|You know, this can't be that hard to sew.|
You assume the call button is included in the patient discharge kit.