I made him to give to one lucky winner.
Here's how to enter: leave a comment on this post with a recommendation for me. What is the best present you've ever given or received at a white elephant gift exchange? My department at work is having a party this week, and the gag gift I was planning on buying sold out. Help needed!
I'll draw one name at random (double entry if you include a web address where I can find your gift suggestion). I don't even have to like your idea best...so if it's something crazy like a live mouse, edible underwear, or a dead snake wrapped in tin foil* don't hold back. I want to hear your ideas.
*All actual examples witnessed by me.